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Episode 28 "Tuxedo Melvin"
Luna:
>> CENTRAL CONTROL, COME
IN, PLEASE.
CENTRAL CONTROL, COME IN,
THIS IS LUNA CHECKING IN.
NEW PASS WORD - THE BALD
HEADED SCOUT WILL ALWAYS
PLAY WHILE THE CAT'S AWAY.
Cenral Control:
>> VOICE CHECK COMPLETE.
GIVE PAW IDEA.
Luna:
>> CUT THE RED TAPE.
JUST TELL ME WHAT YOU'VE
GOT.
Central Control:
>> THE FIFTH SAILOR WILL
SOON APPEAR.
Luna:
>> THAT'S REALLY GOOD NEWS.
WE COULD USE SOME MORE HELP.
HAVE YOU GOT A PICTURE SO I
CAN FIND HER?
Cenral Control:
>> NO.
SHE'LL FIND YOU.
NOW, ABOUT SERENA.
Luna:
>> HEY, SHE'S NOT EASY.
Cenral Control:
>> TRY HARDER.
THE NEGAVERSE HAS FOUR
CRYSTALS, WE HAVE ONLY ONE.
Luna:
>> DON'T FORGET TUXEDO MASK
HAS TWO.
Central Control:
>> BUT YOU CAN'T COUNT ON
HIM.
YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO GET
SARINA TO TAKE THIS SAILOR
BUSINESS SERIOUSLY.
WE'VE GOT TO GET THOSE
CRYSTALS BACK.
Luna:
>> TIME FOR AN EMERGENCY
MEETING.
Serena:
>> WHY CAN'T WE HAVE
EMERGENCY MEETINGS DURING
SCHOOL.
LUNA'S GOT NO RESPECT FOR
SLEEP.
Luna:
>> EVENING, GIRLS.
CENTRAL HAS A MESSAGE FOR
YOU, SARINA.
GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER!
Serena:
>> OH, GIVE ME A BREAK.
Luna:
>> LISTEN UP.
CENTRAL CONTROL HAS
DISCOVERED ANOTHER SAILOR.
Raye:
>> SO WHAT ELSE DID CENTRAL
TELL YOU?
Luna:
>> WE NEED THOSE OTHER
CRYSTALS.
Lita:
>> COULD YOUR MICROCOMPUTER
HONE IN ON THEM?
Amy:
>> I'VE TRIED TO MAKE A
PROGRAM FOR THAT, BUT IT
DIDN'T WORK.
Luna:
>> AMY, DON'T WORRY.
YOU'LL FIGURE IT OUT.
IN THE MEANTIME, YOU GUYS
HAVE GOT TO STICK TOGETHER
AND BE ON TOTAL ALERT.
UNDERSTAND?
Raye:
>> YOU DON'T NEED TO TELL
ME.
Amy:
>> DON'T START UP AGAIN,
RAYE.
Lita:
>> I WONDER WHAT THE FIFTH
SCOUT IS LIKE.
I SURE HOPE SHE'LL BE ABLE
TO HELP US OUT.
Luna:
>> DON'T COUNT ON HER
SHOWING UP ANYTIME SOON.
IT'S STILL UP TO YOU FOUR TO
STOP THE NEGAVERSE.
Malachite:
>> LOOK AT THEM, ZOISITE,
THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL.
Zoisite:
>> BUT WE STILL NEED THREE.
Malachite:
>> THAT'S TRUE, BUT I
ABSOLUTELY HAVE NO DOUBT
YOU'LL BE ABLE TO GET THEM
BACK FROM OUR ENEMIES IN
TIME.
I BELIEVE IN YOU.
Zoisite:
>> THEN THE NEGAFORCE WILL
BE FREE, AND THE UNIVERSE
WILL BE OURS, ALL OURS,
MALACHITE.
Malachite:
>> DON'T GET AHEAD OF
YOURSELF.
WE STILL NEED TO FIGURE OUT
HOW TO TRANSFORM THESE
CRYSTALS INTO THE IMPERIUM
SILVER CRYSTAL.
WE'RE STILL A LONG WAY FROM
FREEING THE NEGAVERSE, AND A
LONG WAY FROM PLEASING QUEEN
BERYL.
Zoisite:
>> WE MUST PLEASE THE
QUEEN.
Molly:
>> MELVIN, IS THAT COCONUT
FRIED SHIP?
IT LOOKS MAJORLY DELICIOUS.
Melvin:
>> YOU WANT IT?
I'LL TRADE YOU FOR YOUR
ROLL.
Molly:
>> OKAY.
THANK YOU.
Serena:
>> GOING FOR HIS HEART
THROUGH HIS STOMACH, EH.
Melvin:
>> YOU'RE EMBARRASSING ME.
Molly:
>> HEY, WE'RE JUST HAVING
LUNCH, OKAY.
WHY DON'T YOU GO STUDY FOR
OUR MATH TEST.
Melvin:
>> AAH! I TOTALLY FORGOT
ABOUT IT! AAH!
I STAYED ON THE INTERNET ALL
NIGHT!
Serena:
>> SO, HAS HE ASKED YOU OUT
YET?
Molly:
>> NO, AND I'M AFRAID TO
ASK HIM MYSELF.
IT MIGHT GIVE THE DWEEB
MEISTER A SPONTANEOUS ACNE
ATTACK.
ANYWAY, I'M NOT SO SURE HE'S
INTERESTED.
HE JUST TREATS ME LIKE A
PAL.
Serena:
>> I'LL TAKE CARE OF THAT.
Serena:
>> LET'S SEE, WHAT WOULD
MOLLY GO FOR.
MARITAL ARTS MELVIN - YA-YA-
YA!
Melvin:
>> DO I LOOK REAL BUFF TO
YOU?
Serena:
>> I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT.
WE NEED SOMETHING THAT'S
MORE YOU.
YOU COULD BE MR. ROMANCE.
WRITE HER POEMS AND STUFF.
Melvin:
>> I TRIED WRITING YOU
POEMS, REMEMBER.
YOU JUST LAUGHED.
Serena:
>> HEY, I'M TRYING TO HELP
YOU HERE, OKAY.
Melvin:
>> SO TELL ME, WHAT'S
ROMANTIC?
Serena:
>> ROSES AND A BLACK TUXEDO
AND A CAPE.
Melvin:
>> THAT SOUNDS STUPENDOUS.
I'LL BE SO DASHING, MOLLY
WON'T BE ABLE TO RESIST.
Serena:
>> YES.
AND YOU NEED TO BE HEROIC,
TOO.
YOU KNOW, THROW IN SOME
DARING RESCUES AND STUFF.
Melvin:
>> NOBODY WILL BE ABLE TO
STOP ME, AS LONG AS THERE'S
LIFE ON THE INTERNET.
LOOK OUT - THE NEW UPGRADED
MELVIN'S COMING ON LINE!
Molly:
>> DON'T LOOK, BUT I THINK
SOMEONE'S FOLLOWING US.
Serena:
>> HUH?
Lady walking dog:
>> FIFI, COME.
YOU DON'T KNOW THESE GIRLS.
FIFI.
STOP YELLING, YOU'RE SCARING
MY FIFI!
Tuxedo Melvin:
>> CRAZED CANINE! I AM
TUXEDO MELVIN, DEFENDER OF
HELPLESS BABESTERS AND...
OW!
BUY YOU AN ICE CREAM.
Molly:
>> I'M AFRAID TO ASK,
MELVIN.
Melvin:
>> I SURE SHOWED HER,
DIDN'T I.
DON'T WORRY, MOLLY, YOU'RE
SAFE WITH TUXEDO MELVIN
AROUND.
REMEMBER THAT.
Molly:
>> BRAIN DEAD.
Molly:
>> HEY, WANT TO PLAY A FEW
GAMES?
Serena:
>> COOL.
Tuxedo Melvin:
>> DO NOT VENTURE INTO THIS
DEN OF DANGERS, LADIES.
YOU'LL JUST WASTE YOUR TIME
AND MONEY.
I CANNOT LET YOU PASS.
WHOA!
IF YOU WANT TO GO THROUGH
THAT DOOR IT WILL BE OVER MY
BODY.
Serena and Molly:
>>> IF YOU INSIST.
Tuxedo Melvin:
>> EW! OW! OW!
AND THEY SAY CHIVALRY IS
DEAD.
Molly:
>> I THINK I LIKED IT
BETTER WHEN HE WAS JUST SHY.
Serena:
>> GIVE HIM A CHANCE.
Andrew:
>> SERENA, WHAT'S GOING ON?
Serena:
>> SAME.
Andrew:
>> HEY, WANT TO GO SEE THE
WACKY WORLD WRESTLERS?
Serena:
>> REALLY? OF COURSE!
ANDREW WANTS TO TAKE ME OUT.
HE SURE GOT OVER HIS
GIRLFRIEND FAST.
THIS IS WICKED, COOL.
Andrew:
>> HERE YOU ARE.
I'M GLAD THEY WON'T GO TO
WASTE.
I CAN'T MAKE IT.
Serena and Molly:
>>> YOU'RE NOT GOING?
Andrew:
>> UH-UH.
RITA'S SUPPOSED TO BE
CALLING ME FROM AFRICA THAT
AFTERNOON.
Serena:
>> I DON'T WANT THEM.
Molly:
>> HUH? WHAT GIVES, GIRL?
Serena:
>> I'M BRILLIANT.
YOU'RE TAKING MELVIN.
Tuxedo Melvin:
>> DID SOMEONE CALL ME?
BETTER THEN 911.
Molly:
>> HE MUST HAVE BEEN
DROPPED ON HIS HEAD AS A
CHILD.
Serena:
>> COME ON, MOLLY.
GO AHEAD AND ASK HIM TO GO.
HE DID SAVE YOUR LIFE.
I'M SURE HE CAN ACT NORMAL
IN PUBLIC.
Molly:
>> OKAY.
MELVIN, I'VE GOT TICKETS TO
THE WACKY WRESTLERS, WANT TO
GO WITH ME?
Tuxedo Melvin:
>> YES! MAYBE I'LL EVEN
CHALLENGER THEM TO TAKE ON
TUXEDO MELVIN.
Molly:
>> OH, NO.
Zoisite:
>> ANOTHER CRYSTAL WILL
SOON BE OURS.
I'M GOING TO GET THAT
CRYSTAL THE SAILOR SCOUTS
HAVE.
AND NEFLITE'S OLD FRIEND
MOLLY IS GOING TO HELP ME.
YOU'LL BE SO PROUD
MALACHITE.
WE'LL FINALLY BE ONE STEP
CLOSER TO MAKING ALL OUR
DREAMS COME TRUE.
AS SOON SAILOR MOON HEARS
HER FRIENDS IN TROUBLE,
SHE'LL COME RUNNING AND
SURRENDER THAT CRYSTAL.
Molly:
>> WHO IS IT?
Zoisite:
>> TUXEDO MASK?
HOW WOULD HE HAVE KNOWN THAT
I'D BE HERE.
COULD HE HAVE SET A TRAP FOR
ME?
THIS IS NO GOOD.
I'LL WAIT.
ANOTHER OPPORTUNITY WILL
PRESENT ITSELF.
Tuxedo Melvin:
>> WHERE DID SHE GO?
THIS IS TOO WEIRD.
I KNOW HER.
SHE'S THE ONE FROM THAT
GRAVE YARD.
Molly:
>> MELVIN, WHAT ARE YOU
DOING?
Tuxedo Melvin:
>> MOLLY, I JUST DIVERTED
AN INTRUDER.
Molly:
>> MELVIN, AREN'T YOU
TAKING THIS A BIT TOO FAR.
Tuxedo Melvin:
>> IT'S TRUE.
SHE DISAPPEARED INTO THIN
AIR JUST BEFORE YOU GOT
HERE.
NO, DON'T GO YET.
MOLLY, OPEN UP!
YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE ME!
COME ON, OPEN UP.
TUXEDO MELVIN WOULD NEVER
TELL A LIE.
Molly:
>> GO HOME, IT'S WAY LATE.
Tuxedo Melvin:
>> LOWERING THE LIGHTS.
TIME FOR A LITTLE ROMANCE, I
SEE.
Tuxedo Melvin:
>> DON'T WORRY, MOLLY, I'M
GOING TO CAMP OUT HERE ON
YOUR DOORSTEP ALL NIGHT LONG
AND PROTECT YOU.
Luna:
>> WHY ARE WE FOLLOWING
MOLLY AND MELVIN?
BUT I THOUGHT MELVIN WAS
ONLY INTERESTED IN
COMPUTERS, AND INCHWORMS,
THAT KIND OF STUFF.
IT'LL NEVER WORK, NO WAY.
Serena:
>> YOU'RE WRONG, LUNA.
LAST NIGHT MELVIN SPENT THE
ENTIRE NIGHT CAMPED OUTSIDE
MOLLY'S FRONT DOOR.
NOW THAT'S ROMANTIC.
Luna:
>> THAT'S SILLY.
BESIDES, THOSE TWO HAVE
NOTHING IN COMMON.
Serena:
>> WHY ARE YOU SO NEGATIVE
ALL OF A SUDDEN?
Luna:
>> BECAUSE COMING HERE IS A
TOTAL WASTE OF TIME.
WE SHOULD BE TRACKING THE
NEGAVERSE, NOT MOLLY AND
MELVIN.
Serena:
>> THERE THEY ARE.
COME ON, LET'S GO SPY ON
THEM.
Wrestler 1:
>> SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT,
FUR FACE!
Molly:
>> HEY, MELVIN, CAN WE GO
HAVE LUNCH, IF IT'S NOT TOO
VIOLENT FOR YOU.
Tuxedo Melvin:
>> THAT'S OKAY, MOLLY, I
PACKED US A PICNIC LUNCH.
MOM NEVER LETS ME EAT
FASTFOOD.
SHE'S AFRAID IT'S BAD FOR MY
BRAIN.
Wrestler 1:
>> LIGHTS OUT, BIG GUY!
Zoisite:
>> EXCELLENT.
NOW IS MY CHANCE TO SNAG
MOLLY.
Wrestler 1:
>> ANYONE ELSE DARE TO TAKE
ME ON?
Kid 1:
>> COOL!
THEY'VE NEVER DONE THAT
BEFORE.
Kid 2:
>> AND I'VE SEEN IT 20
TIMES.
Wrestler 1:
>> NO MORE PHONEY STUFF.
THIS TIME WE FIGHT FOR REAL.
Wrestler 2:
>> WHAT?
Zoisite:
>> OH, GREAT, I ZAPPED THAT
STUPID STUNT MAN INSTEAD OF
THAT GIRL MOLLY.
Wrestler 1:
>> ON YOUR FEET, FUZZ
BRAIN!
DON'T FORGET TO EAT YOUR
GREENS, FOLKS.
Wrestler 2:
>> HEY, THIS ISN'T IN MY
CONTRACT.
Serena:
>> SOMETHING'S WRONG, ISN'T
IT.
Luna:
>> WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT,
SERENA?
Serena:
>> THERE'S MOLLY.
Wrestler 1:
>> WHATCHA LOOKIN' AT!
DON'T WORRY, I'VE GOT PLENTY
TO GO AROUND.
Serena:
>> MOLLY, GET OUT OF THERE!
COME ON, LET'S GO.
Wrestler 1:
>> YOU CAN'T ESCAPE FROM
ME.
Tuxedo Melvin:
>> NO WAY!
TUXEDO MELVIN IS GOING TO
STOP YOU.
Molly:
>> NO, MELVIN.
YOU'RE GOING TO BE HURTING
Tuxedo Melvin:
>>WHEN YOU GET A TASTE FULL OF
MY WRATH.
THESE SHRIMPS ARE SPICY.
THEY'LL FEEL REAL GOOD IN
YOUR EYES.
Molly:
>> MELVIN, YOU'LL GET HURT.
Tuxedo Melvin:
>> IT'S ALL OVER, BUDDY.
Molly:
>> MELVIN!
Tuxedo Melvin:
>> TUXEDO MELVIN, YOU HEAR
ME, YOU DON'T KNOW WHO
YOU'RE DEALING WITH, BULLY.
PICK ON MY GIRL, NO WAY.
Molly:
>> MELVIN'S MEATLOAF.
Serena:
>> PRISM POWER!
Molly:
>> MELVIN!
Tuxedo Melvin:
>> TAKE... MORE THAN
THAT... TO STOP ME.
Molly:
>> LEAVE HIM ALONE.
Wrestler 1:
>> QUIET!
Molly:
>> HELP! HELP ME!
Sailor Moon:
>> BACK OFF, YOU PUMPED UP
MUSCLE BRAINED MUTANT.
NOBODY, BUT NOBODY MESSES
WITH MY FRIENDS, UNLESS THEY
WANT TO BECOME MOON DUST.
Wrestler 1:
>> OUT OF THE WAY!
Sailor Moon:
>> THOSE WEEDS ARE NO MATCH
FOR MOON POWER, NEGA-CRUMB.
I AM SAILOR MOON!
CHAMPION OF JUSTICE.
I WILL RIGHT WRONGS AND
TRIUMPH OVER EVIL.
AND THAT MEANS YOU.
Zoisite:
>> DON'T YOU MEAN ME,
SAILOR MOON?
Sailor Moon:
>> ZOISITE.
I WAS HOPING YOU'D COME.
I NEED TO ASK A SMALL FAVOUR
FROM YOU, SAILOR MOON.
Sailor Moon:
>> LIKE WHAT?
Zoisite:
>> I NEED YOU TO HAND OVER
THAT RAINBOW CRYSTAL YOU
HAVE.
Sailor Moon:
>> I'M NOT GIVING YOU
ANYTHING.
Zoisite:
>> IN THAT CASE, YOU'D
BETTER SAY GOODBYE TO ALL
THESE GUYS.
MOLLY, TOO.
UNLESS YOU GIVE ME THAT
CRYSTAL, THOSE WEEDS WILL
JUST KEEP ON GROWING.
Molly:
>> HELP ME! I CAN HARDLY
BREATHE!
Sailor Moon:
>> SET THEM FREE.
Zoisite:
>> FIRST YOU HAND OVER THAT
RAINBOW CRYSTAL, THEN I'LL
LET THEM GO.
COME ON, I DON'T HAVE ALL
DAY YOU KNOW!
NOW! COME ON! COME ON!
HAND IT OVER!
Sailor Moon:
>> ALL RIGHT.
Zoisite:
>> EXCELLENT.
YOU'VE DONE THE RIGHT THING.
Zoisite:
>> TUXEDO MASK!
Sailor Moon:
>> YOU'RE JUST IN TIME.
Tuxedo Mask:
>> YOU'RE NOT GOING TO GET
AWAY WITH THAT CRYSTAL,
ZOISITE.
Molly:
>> SOMEBODY GET ME OUT OF
HERE!
HELP!
Sailor Moon:
>> I'VE GOT TO DO
SOMETHING.
Sailor Moon:
>> TIARA... MAGIC.
SO MUCH FOR THAT.
Sailor Moon:
>> MOON... HEALING...
Luna:
>> ALL RIGHT, SAILOR MOON,
NOT BAD AT ALL.
Sailor Moon:
>> THE CRYSTAL!
Luna:
>> OH, NO.
Sailor Moon:
>> ZOISITE'S GOT IT.
Zoisite:
>> YOU FOOLS ARE SO EASILY
TRICKED, IT'S PATHETIC.
Sailor Moon:
>> GIVE IT BACK.
THAT WAS MINE.
Zoisite:
>> TOO LATE.
Tuxedo Mask:
>> SHE'S GETTING AWAY.
Sailor Moon:
>> NO!
SHE'S GOT MY CRYSTAL!
Tuxedo Mask:
>> YOU DID REALLY GREAT
AGAINST THAT NEGA MONSTER.
Sailor Moon:
>> HEY, THANKS, THAT MEANS
A LOT TO ME.
Tuxedo Mask:
>> BUT YOU SHOULD HAVE
WATCHED THAT CRYSTAL.
NOW IT MEANS I'LL HAVE TO
GET FIVE OF THEM BACK FROM
THOSE CREEPS, AND I WILL GET
THEM.
THE IMPERIUM SILVER CRYSTAL
WILL BE MINE.
Crowd:
>>> WOW!
Wrestler 1:
>> COMING AT YA!
Kid 1:
>> THIS NEW SHOW IS REALLY
THE GREATEST.
Kid 2:
>> YEAH, THOSE WEED BALLS
WERE MAJOR WICKED.
Wrestler 1:
>> TOO SLOW FOR ME, PAL.
Molly:
>> MELVIN, YOU WERE SO
BRAVE.
BUT ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE
OKAY?
Melvin:
>> NOTHING SHARING MY
FAVOURITE MILKSHAKE WON'T
CURE.
Molly:
>> VANILLA AND PRUNES.
FOR YOU, I CAN HANDLE IT.
Melvin:
>> YOU REMEMBERED.
Luna:
>> I FEEL SO STUPID.
THE CRYSTAL WAS RIGHT THERE
AND I DIDN'T EVEN SEE IT.
SORRY FOR LETTING YOU DOWN,
SERENA.
Serena:
>> YOU'RE NOT THE ONE WHO
LET ME DOWN.
PLEASE TELL ME TUXEDO MASK
IS STILL ON OUR SIDE.
Tuxedo Mask:
>> THE IMPERIUM SILVER
CRYSTAL WILL BE MINE.
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